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Barbara Kay

British Obituaries

 

Des nouvelles du Pontificat

Primat: Titre d’un évêque, venant de son autorité personnelle, d’un mandat pontifical et plus souvent attaché à une métropole historique. Le titre de primat ne confère plus aujourd’hui aucun pouvoir de gouvernement mais laisse subsister un préséance d’honneur.

 

Il n'y a personne d'autre

Je me fais ton frère

Manifeste du Courageux Citoyen

 

$50 For the Homeless

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.

Both of her parents, left wing-progressives, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her socialist parents beamed.

"Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're PM to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where homeless guys hang out, and you can give them the $50, you earned, to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

 

Le bruit d'une main qui frappe est le bruit d'une main qui frappe

Jean - Marie Bigard - Les proverbes chinois

 

Jean Marie Bigard _ Les expressions

 

Jean-Marie Bigard reparle du 11 septembre et montre son sexe

 

Emploi fictif : un député UMP mis en cause par sa femme

 

Les Inconnus - Le Père Ducrasse